Halloween Costume Ideas: Groups, Singles, and Couples

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  Some Halloween costumes that are TOTALLY overused.  It's gotten to the point where being a sexy-ANYTHING suffices as a "Halloween costume".  Sexy kitten, sexy librarian, sexy referee, sexy cop, sexy fairy, sexy angel, sexy devil, sexy sailor, sexy 80's dancer, sexy witch, sexy nurse, sexy pirate, sexy Disney princess, sexy cowgirl, sexy sports fan, and OF COURSE, the sexy Catholic school girl.  WE GET IT:  HALLOWEEN IS THE LATEST EXCUSE TO DRESS LIKE A SKANK.  I don't know about you, but I'm sick of these prepackaged, cookie-cutter, sexed up, costumes sold at Spencer's Gifts and Hot Topic.  Let's try to be ORIGINAL this year. Here are some ideas to get you started.

Groups
1. Rubik's Cube
2. Bouquet of Flowers
3. Kardashian Sisters
4. White Trash Bridal Party
5. President and his Secret Service
6.  The different stages of Michael Jackson
7. Circus Performers
8. Survivor cast members
9. The weather (sunshine, storm, rain, snow, etc)
10. The Anti-Jersey Shore Cast
Individuals
1. Christmas Present
2. Orbit Gum Girl
3. Martha Stewart
4. Lauren Conrad
5. Dead Cheerleader
6. Mail Order Bride
7. Chia Pet
8. Feminazi
9. Teen Mom
10. Rosie the Riviter
11. Lindsay Lohan in jail
12. Audrey Hepburn
13. Tiger Woods' mistress
14. Lady Gaga
15. A cuddle bug (because who wouldn't want to wear snuggly, comfy clothes?)
Couples
1. Girl Scout & Boy Scout
2. Siblings (haha)
3. Adam & Eve
4. Miley Cyrus and her Dad (haha)
5. Cardiac Arrest (She dresses like a heart, and he has handcuffs.)
6. Romeo and Juliet
7. Janitor and Trash
8. Barbie and Ken
9. Mac and PC
10. Couple on "Dancing with the Stars"
11. Democrat and Republican
12. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott (Kourtney should look abused.  Scott should have a bottle of wine in his hand and a sweater around his shoulders- see picture)

Whatever you dress up as... be creative, have fun, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, avoid the temptation to be another sexed up Jersey Shore cast member.  Seriously. Because as far as Halloween goes, the "Snooki" idea is totally dead. 
XOXO, Dylan

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