Question: If I wear Abercrombie shirts, will it make guys stare at my chest?

I've never seen this wooden post for sale in the stores. I'll have to check the online store.

Wow, such wholesome advertising. This Abercrombie billboard in NYC features a doorway into a gentleman's crotch.  What a fabulous idea, right?!

Men, are you self-conscious of your nipples?  Lance Lozada models Abercrombie's new line of adhesive nipples.  2 for $10. You know you want them.

Gotta love Abercrombie and Fitch!

XOXO,

Dylan